
PartySANATORIUM
A controlled auditory descent within the Sanatorium. Presented by Descend and powered by K Ü L T.
Patient Monitoring Schedule:
19:00 – Komik (@komik_dnb ) (Deep Dubstep)
Patient induces low-frequency sensory suppression. Symptoms include slowed cognition and deep sub-bass sedation.
20:00 – Corehani b2b Xornbane (@xornbane @hun._.la ) (Breakcore)
Dual case study: Rapid-fire rhythmic trauma, erratic BPM seizures. Frontal lobe fragmentation.
21:00 – Subvortex (@joonas.hiltunen ) (Neurofunk DnB)
Neurochemical distortion. Clean drum precision with obsessive-compulsive bass structuring.
22:00 – VeinZ (@vaanessasofia ) (Drum & Bass)
DnB deviation: High-functioning pattern loops with pronounced kinetic side effects.
23:00 – DIDnBASS (@didnbass ) (Drum & Bass / Hard Techno)
Compound diagnosis: Traditional DnB symptoms escalate into aggressive Hard Techno spikes — not safe for untreated minds.
00:00 – Chernoblin (@chernoblin ) (Skullstep / Crossbreed)
Critical psychosis threshold breached. Rhythmic brutality and tonal corrosion create irreversible auditory collapse.
01:00 – YANI (@yani_the_maniac ) (Rawstyle)
Advanced rawstyle shock therapy. Known to produce involuntary stomping, jaw tension, and adrenal flare-ups.
02:00 – HOS (@hos.hss ) (Uptempo)
Extremely high BPM exposure. Heart rate irregularities, blackout dancing, and muscle overstimulation recorded.
03:00 – Vico b2b CREAMER (@viciis_ @kirilldreamer ) (Madness)
Diagnosis: “Unhealthy.” File sealed. Unauthorized rhythm patterns. Extreme risk of cognitive erosion.
Facility: Lepakkomies Psychiatric Institute
Location: Helsinginkatu 1, 00500 Helsinki @lepishelsinki
Date of Intake: 26.07.2025
Patient Arrival: 19:00
Admission Fee: 10€ (Cloakroom restraint: +3€) | MobilePay or Cash
Restricted Entry: 18+ only
Containment Protocol:
All activity must comply with PLUR care policy:
Peace – Love – Unity – Respect
Disruptive behavior will lead to isolation and removal from the ward.
This is not a rave. This is exposure therapy.
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